
Forget adult zombies. There is nothing more terrifying than encountering an adorable little one that wants to get at your brain in the bloodiest way possible. Perhaps its because being frightened by babies goes against most human instincts, or perhaps its because baby zombies are pretty hard to see coming. All we know is that they’re so terrifying that the only way to make a baby zombie scarier for some of your friends is to add a clown nose. Luckily, anyone can have a baby zombie. Thanks to Spirit Halloween, there’s a disturbing amount of zombie babies to choose from. Choose a bundle of joy with your sweetheart. There are zombie babies that crawl and coo for brains. For those not ready for an infant, there are zombie toddler that say the darndest and most terrifying things. Take your zombie babies with you trick or treating or place some in your festive garden to terrify innocent children who walk by.
There is a zombie baby for every type of prankster this Halloween--from cute baby doll zombies that say funny, if terrifying things, to baby zombies who literally shake and shamble in the most disturbing way possible. Choosing one is like choosing a very undead puppy. Those already in the spirit of the season will be more than a little satisfied.
To see all the baby zombies and little videos of each in action, check out Spirit Halloween’s selection.
Mallory "Friday" Soto is the Editor of Cool Sh!t, Joonbug's source for internet culture, tech, charity, and the arts. A former Lit zine editor and comic book fan, she comes from a background of short stories and tales of masked vigilantes. She's a native New Yorker and avid video game fan.